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NOW WE’VE MADE THE BIGGEST BUST WE’VE EVER SEEN HERE IN THESE PARTS, SURELY WE’LL BE FAMOUS TO OUR PEERS, WE’LL GET OUR PHOTO IN THE PAPER FOR OUR ACTS OF PUBLIC SERVICE, THIS BUST WILL RING THROUGH TIVERTON FOR YEARS.

THIRTEEN KILOS OF THE STUFF, GRADE A TO BE PRECISE, OF PURE FORM UNCUT BENZOCAINE, MR OGILVY I THINK I’D LIKE TO MEET YOU, DID YOU LEAVE A GIFT TO HELP RELIEVE THE PAIN?

WELL EXCUSE ME CONSTABLE DID YOU EVER TEST THIS STUFF, BEFORE WE GOT ARRESTED FOR THIS CRIME?
YOU MAY NOTICE THAT WE LOCALS CAN’T AFFORD GOOD DENTISTRY, SO WE THOUGHT WE STOCK UP HARD ON NUMBING CREAM.

THIRTEEN KILOS OF THE STUFF, GRADE A TO BE PRECISE, OF PURE FORM UNCUT BENZOCAINE, MR OGILVY I THINK I’D LIKE TO MEET YOU, DID YOU LEAVE A GIFT TO HELP RELIEVE THE PAIN?

THE PRINCE REGENT MAY BE CLOSED, BUT ITS FAME WILL LINGER ON,
THREE HUNDRED GRAND WENT DANCING THROUGH THE FLOOR,
NOW YOU MAY BE STUCK IN PRISON AND IF THIS JOKE IS YOURS, WE’LL BE HIGHER UP THAN WILLHAYS FAMOUS TOR.

THIRTEEN KILOS OF THE STUFF, GRADE A TO BE PRECISE, OF PURE FORM UNCUT BENZOCAINE, MR OGILVY I THINK I’D LIKE TO MEET YOU, DID YOU LEAVE A GIFT TO HELP RELIEVE THE PAIN?

THIRTEEN KILOS OF THE STUFF, GRADE A TO BE PRECISE, OF PURE FORM UNCUT BENZOCAINE, MR OGILVY I THINK I’D LIKE TO MEET YOU, DID YOU LEAVE A GIFT TO HELP RELIEVE THE PAIN?

MR OGILVY I THINK I’D LIKE TO MEET YOU, DID YOU LEAVE A GIFT TO HELP RELIEVE THE PAIN?
DID YOU LEAVE A GIFT TO HELP RELIEVE THE PAIN?