Lyrics

I LOVE MY BURGERS AND FRIES,
A LITTLE EXTRA GREASE ON THE SIDE. NOW I CAN’T BUMP AND I CAN’T GRIND, CAUSE’ I’M TOO FAT TO DO THAT.

I’M TOO FAT TO DO THAT, WAY TOO FAT TO DO THAT, CAN’T BEND OVER, CAN’T TOUCH MY TOES, CAUSE’ I’M TOO FAT TO DO THAT.

WELL I GET MY STUFF ONLINE, IT SUITS ME OH SO FINE. I LET MY FINGERS DO THE WALKING MILES, CAUSE’ I'M TOO FAT TO DO THAT.

I’M TOO FAT TO DO THAT, WAY TOO FAT TO DO THAT, CAN’T BEND OVER, CAN’T TOUCH MY TOES, CAUSE’ I’M TOO FAT TO DO THAT.

I LIKE MY NEW TV, REMOTE CONTROLLED FOR ME. CAN’T RUN, CAN’T JUMP LIKE THE MAN ON SCREEN, CAUSE’ I’M TOO FAT TO DO THAT.

I’M TOO FAT TO DO THAT, WAY TOO FAT TO DO THAT, CAN’T BEND OVER, CAN’T TOUCH MY TOES, CAUSE’ I’M TOO FAT TO DO THAT.

SO I DRIVE A BIG FAT CAR, IT TAKES ME NEAR AND FAR. WON’T USE THE LEGS THE GOOD LORD GAVE, CAUSE’ I’M TOO FAT TO DO THAT.

I’M TOO FAT TO DO THAT, WAY TOO FAT TO DO THAT, CAN’T BEND OVER, CAN’T TOUCH MY TOES, CAUSE’ I’M TOO FAT TO DO THAT.

MY GOOD GIRL DON’T LOVE ME, CAN’T FIND THE BIT SHE NEEDS. BEEN LOST FOR YEARS IN THE OVERHANG, NOW I’M TOO FAT TO DO THAT.

I’M TOO FAT TO DO THAT, WAY TOO FAT TO DO THAT, CAN’T BEND OVER, CAN’T TOUCH MY TOES, CAUSE’ I’M TOO FAT TO DO THAT.

I GOT A SMALL MARQUEE, IT’S THE SIZE THAT JUST FITS ME. I’D LIKE TO WEAR JEANS OR TIGHT WHITE TEE’S, BUT I’M TOO FAT TO DO THAT.

I’M TOO FAT TO DO THAT, WAY TOO FAT TO DO THAT, CAN’T BEND OVER, CAN’T TOUCH MY TOES, CAUSE’ I’M TOO FAT TO DO THAT. I’M TOO FAT TO DO THAT, WAY TOO FAT TO DO THAT, CAN’T BEND OVER, CAN’T TOUCH MY TOES, CAUSE’ I’M TOO FAT TO DO THAT.